Well, I Never…

Tell us about something you’ve done that you would advise a friend never to do. And again.

  • Don’t drink battery acid thinking that it’s just spilt orange juice.
  • Don’t trust someone who dumps you repeatedly for guys with the same name when it’s not yours too.
  • Don’t lose concentration when doing potentially dangerous activities such as walking down stairs.
  • Don’t feed dogs bananas.
  • Don’t underestimate how dangerous plants pots are.
  • Don’t catch carving knives by the blade even if you’re impressed that your reactions are good enough to allow you to do so.
  • Don’t kick telegraph poles when you’re annoyed.
  • Don’t forget to open the door completely before attempting to walk through the door frame.
  • Don’t eat bagels topped with melted Haribo Tangfastic and Nutella without allowing them to cool a little first.
  • Don’t laugh at the guy wearing shorts in heavy rain until you’ve walked past the massive puddle being approached by a fast moving vehicle with nowhere else to go.

 

Regrets, I’ve had a few.

My Way by Frank Sinatra

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