Crazy Swedish Sex Breaks?

A couple of weeks ago, a Swedish councillor named Per-Erik Muskos proposed 1 hour paid sex breaks for the workforce in his town Overtornea.

His rationale is that sex has been proven time and time again to have both physiological and emotional benefits, but it also would help address his town’s problem with “reduced population and the deficit of births.”

This sort of thing is nothing new for the Swedes who already get paid for an hour of “regular” exercise a week as well as working the lowest average number of hours of all Europeans except for Finns and serial strike merchants The French according to a study by economic research institute Coe-Rexecode.

Denmark has tried a similar campaign called “Do It For Denmark” in an attempt to bolster its own population while secretly doing for the job for everyone else through its status as the world’s leading sperm donor.  The campaign was reportedly successful, with 1,200 more babies estimated to be born by late 2016 — the first increase in births in the country since 2010.

The idea would also be a lot safer for the 40% of people who admit to masturbating at work!  (Seriously, who did that study?)

There were two things that really struck me about the story.  First up was that Muskos suggested a break in work time would be great for those people who already have kids to get some intimacy while the kids were at school.  So what about the teachers?

Secondly, how does one police such a policy, and can you imagine the office gossip should some pregnancies fail to materialise? Perhaps the people involved would have to say that they’ve gone for a walk instead, like Muskos fears.

Thirdly, only giving an hour kind of assumes that everyone lives pretty damn close to their place of work.

I think the thing I liked most about the story was the sheer bravery of it.  I think there are a few reactions straight away ranging from putting Muskos up there with great ground breaking pioneers to simply laughing at the idea.  But it’s an idea that could solve the problems that it’s intended to fix, so is it really as daft as it sounds?

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I’d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft Advisory”
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine “Tool Time” you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

 

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